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Super Large Stress-Reliever for Guys
Super Large Stress-Reliever for Guys

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Overall   (3.5)
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
PROS
Accurate Young's modulus. DOES relieve stress
CONS
Cool to the touch. May be used as evidence, eventually. Now banned from Tesco
Perils of ordering while not sober... Bought to pad out an order, honestly officer. Other items out of stock so refunded, leaving just this. Found postman on doostep, relieving his stress... . Caused some hilarity and grossed out teen daughter. Ewwww.... she say. Cool to the touch, but feels scarily realistic through a shirt, pillow etc. As a stress reliever, absent-mindedly copping a feel while engrossed in coding etc. actually works rather well and frees up ones secfetary to do something more productive. Nipple unresponsive. The top of the christmas tree will look great this yesr.
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Magic Wooden Box with Extra Secure Secret Drawer (Big)
Magic Wooden Box with Extra Secure Secret Drawer (Big)

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Overall   (2.5)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
PROS
fun
CONS
no instructions
It took me a few minutes to figure it out. I must be losing my touch... doh!. Actually it's adequate to deter casual nosy fiddling and it's great fun. It wouldn't deter a determined effort from someone who really wanted to find your cash, stash, missile plans or collection of prawn pictures but it's probably deter a half-interested prod from the girlfriend looking for the USB stick full of emails from that French girl you met on holiday... Seriously, not for life-destroying critical stuff but ideal for keeping the kids out of your little rubber novelties or prescription meds that you need close to hand but not too obviously accessible. A I said, it's great fun, inexpensive and cute. I'm fighting an urge to dismantle it and "improve" it by re-finishing it and making all the joints smoother and tighter. I know it'll just ruin it and destroy its charm, but the damn devil obsessive streak is irked by the complete lack of detail finishing. My bad; the box is built down to a price and is fair value. I love it.. apart from..... Recommended.
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Magic Wooden Box with Extra Secure Secret Drawer (Small)
Magic Wooden Box with Extra Secure Secret Drawer (Small)

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Overall   (2.5)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
PROS
Fun, cute, cheap
CONS
Empty :-|
Mine arrived empty. I thought a roll of bank notes or some secret plans would have been a nice touch, but hey, look at the price. Ideal for a small USB stick or stash of brain polish. I found that I could just fit my wish-granting invisible friend in there... "I don't wanna go in da gox!!" ...and she's safe from passing trolls and suchlike. Come on Tinklebell, we're off to find a pot o' gold at the end of the Rambo. A good stocking-filler, where mine has actually gone. Got the bigger box too. Good fun, cute and not bad value. A put the build quality as pretty low. Not really a criticism, more an observation. This isn't traditional fine craftsmanship stuff, yet it's perfectly adequate for what it is. It's inexpensive, amusing and it actually looks O.K.
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Battery Cover Case for Xbox 360 Wireless Controller
Battery Cover Case for Xbox 360 Wireless Controller

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
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Cheap it works
"Daddy!" wailed the teenager, "My controller is all broken and stuff. I need a new one!" "Nonsense," said I, easing her tightly wrapped fingers from the weapon, clutched like the proverbial "never-ever" death-meme. "I'll fix the old one." I confidently attacked the battery pack with a screwdriver. "There you are pet," I said smugly. "It's all better now." It worked for eleven minutes. "Daddy!" wailed the teenager. "My controller is all broken and stuff! I need a new one!" I attacked my wallet with a screwdriver and ordered the FT replacement. The daughter sat watching the back of the mailbox like Greyfriars Bobby awaiting a resurrection, wordlessly accepting meals without blinking and sprinting to the bathroom every three days or so. Leaves fell and trees took on their winter coats as Singapore Post worked its slow, slow miracle. The package arrived. The postman limped back down the path blowing on his savaged fingers and cursing. "Daddy," wailed the teenager, "my controller is on the chair under all that dust. Mend it for me, please." I loaded the new battery pack under eagle eyes, dropping the batteries twice but finally snapping it into place. It looked just like the original. It worked. It worked faultlessly. The daughter is speaking again. God bless you, Fasttech. Hurrah!!!
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Rubber O-Ring Seals for E-Cigarettes (20-Pack)
Rubber O-Ring Seals for E-Cigarettes (20-Pack)

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
PROS
Tight and grppy without strain Turns useless drip tip purchase into superb component.
CONS
should really have been included as part of SKU:1876302 instead of having to buy them separately.
If you're cursing your purchase of the Stainless Steel 510 Drip Tip (5-Pack) SKU:1876302 because they don't fit and fall onto your foot, then these little beauties are the answer to your prayers. Turn the poorly-toleranced drip tip of great style and poor function into thing of beauty and satisfaction cheap and easy! I hope they might do the job and bought them so you don't have to. Now you can, with confidence. The combo worked out better than I expected. DELIGHTED.
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