After 55 days in transit - and going on 5 days after I considered it lost and asked for a refund with no answer, thanks Fasttech - my package has apparently finally shown up in Chicago. Not been processed in any way, mind, just "arrived".

Hey, mine too! No movement yet from Chicago(just checked) but it says it 'arrived' on Saturday. Lol. I still feel like USPS tracking won't update but who knows.