Lost_In_Space wrote:

MetisRebel wrote:
....It's not the suicide helpline, it's an Asian reseller....

"I'm so depressed, my package hasn't arrived. I think I'm going to kill myself."

"Please to hang in there for 60 more days so we can make postal inquiry? Thank you for your understanding."

Thank Chuck it's not the suicide hotline. "Thank you for your patience. Our staffs will fix your problem shortly and refund your life in 3-5 days. We will tell our staffs to be more careful in the future. Thank you for your understanding"