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#1 (permalink)      10/25/2020 11:55:04 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Trump Protests Election Results
Close counts in Ohio and Georgia have the Trump administration screaming bloody murder.

"I saw a guy on lake Erie in a canoe made out of ballots, they were all for Trump" says one Toledo undecided voter. "The paddle too"

#therealDonaldTrump tweets- "I told you so" 497 times in 4 hours

When asked how the President was handling the loss White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told the press "The President passed a note under the door from the Oval Office today which read "I'm not coming out, leave the food by the door."

Sources inside the White House report "President Trump hasn't said much really. He just keeps asking people for directions to the electoral college, who runs the place, and where do they live"

CNN has obtained the White House browser search history "Constitution, voting, Mulligan" were the top searches in the past few days.

Vice President Pence, recovering from Covid-19 at Walter Reed, could not be reached for comment. Contrary to earlier reports a hospital spokesperson has assured there's no reason for concern. "He's doing fine, he's always been this pastey shade of white"

Edited on 10/25/2020 at 11:56 AM. Reason:
At no point in Trump's rambling, incoherent 1 term presidency was there anything close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the country is now dumber for having experienced it.
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Real men and women don't take a mulligan.
I'm out.....have some fun. Eh?
#3 (permalink)      10/25/2020 12:27:59 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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The last 4 years have been under Winter Rules. :D
At no point in Trump's rambling, incoherent 1 term presidency was there anything close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the country is now dumber for having experienced it.
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Police prepared to calm butt hurt Republicans

"We're told the NYPD is especially worried about the areas around Manhattan's Union Square and Flatiron District ..."

"Sources say there will be a heavy police presence in L.A. a few days leading up to Election Day and about a week after ... reason being -- cops just don't know what's going to happen."
At no point in Trump's rambling, incoherent 1 term presidency was there anything close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the country is now dumber for having experienced it.
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No wonder conservatives love Trump, making shit up is fun.

At no point in Trump's rambling, incoherent 1 term presidency was there anything close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the country is now dumber for having experienced it.
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When you say "protest", don't you actually mean "riot"?


Edited on 10/27/2020 at 9:29 PM. Reason: HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THIS POST IS DELETED AS RUDE OR SPAM OR SOME OTHER BOGUS REASON?
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If Trump could only laugh more he'd probably be an OK POTUS.
At no point in Trump's rambling, incoherent 1 term presidency was there anything close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the country is now dumber for having experienced it.
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#therealDonaldTrump tweets - "The election is cheese. Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated! JEWZ!"

Trump loses his election bid in Wisconsin by 24 000 votes.

Trump bans syndication reruns of "Lavergne and Shirley" considering the same for "Happy Days". "I never watched it. Squiggy? What kind of name is that? I heard it's Jewish but we are looking in to it. You can't be too sure. Did you know Arnold was an Asian. It's a fact, most of Wisconsin is run by Asians, But I did like Fonzie. That Pinky Tuscadero, he grabbed her right by the pussy like she wanted. I've heard good things and Ritchie as well."

The White House press has declined to comment.
At no point in Trump's rambling, incoherent 1 term presidency was there anything close to what could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the country is now dumber for having experienced it.
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Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow.
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I can't wait until the left gets all the free shit they deserve. Glad I'm stocked.
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Oh look, another snowflake thread. lmao

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