Ahhhhh yes indeedy. Um, um, um, I was kinda hoping that you
weren't going to say too much about *that* little 'incident' but
what can I say other than, erhmmmm, oooooops and all that !

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Oh yeah, and just for the record, the giraffe thing
was simply a rather unfortunate misunderstanding ...

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... and as for the llama, we're just good friends ...

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... honest guv, would me old mate Boris or I lie to you ?

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Rest assurred that it won't be happening again ...



... well, at least not until the next time anyways ;)
and I'll pop an invite in the post with directions if you want :P

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Don't be spending it all at once :P

Oh Piss Off! Braggart! 🤣

Worst snow storm I have seen in a few decades started here at 11 last night.
Went out with Oskar at about 5:30 but was still able to trudge though the snow for 45 min while he did his business.
Go home, decide to go to the grocery store to get a few things before we are snowed in.

In the 20 minutes we were inside, it came down so heavy and fast the city was almost crippled by the time I got out.
Cars & buses stuck everywhere, no one able to get to work and after one minute outside after leaving, I had to quickly duck into a building and decide the best route home.
Finally had no choice but to walk down the middle of a normally busy street inside the tire tracks and just move over a bit when the odd car slowly came by.


One minute in the snow when we ducked into the building. 🤣



Toronto woke up to a winter storm of epic proportions on Monday morning

Congrats.

OK, British Universal Limited Liability Super High
Intensity Telepathy (Encrypted) protocol it is then.
Look into my eyes at the shiny spoon ...

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... adopt a comfortable position and really concentrate ...

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... best done stark bollock naked and/or with a special friend ...

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... but be warned, some things simply cannot ever be unseen ;) [#]





[#] Lying stark bollock naked on the sofa, either with or without
a dog, whilst staring at a spoon being one of them I would suggest
so probably best to make sure that the old curtains are well closed :P