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#1 (permalink)      1/29/2020 9:57:34 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Why not a functioning mouth
Surely someone could have made a better doll than this? Trumpy's mouth is perfect for a sex doll.

Guess I'm not gonna get a visa now.
#2 (permalink)      1/30/2020 12:24:26 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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RussG wrote:

Surely someone could have made a better doll than this? Trumpy's mouth is perfect for a sex doll. Guess I'm not gonna get a visa now.


I vouched for your visa, all is good.

What orientation class at the Guantanamo bay visa fastrack center works best for you?















I like you, none of them is the right answer lol

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle
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Eric just wants the doll ...
If you want on or off the list just let me know.
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Jubby wrote:

Eric just wants the doll ...


you ask me to ask him to borrow it, on the low down, and now you get cold feet?

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle
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RussG wrote:

Why not a functioning mouth





"Honey, why can't you have a job with normal hours like a regular person?'

"Honey, don't be mad at me, some maniac hit the car when I clearly saw that parking spot first. Would you call the insurance lady this time, she hates me."

"Honey when you finish work, Mother wants you to fix her computer again. she had to shut off that firewall thing you put on, it wouldn't allow her too go to her coupon site , and now it wants money for a password to get her pictures back. You should be more considerate to her. Not everybody needs all that stuff you keep putting on her puter, she just wants it to work like before you worked on it. Don't be so mean to her"


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RussG wrote:

Trumpy's mouth is perfect for a sex doll.



Dude's got a serious case of MLA.

I don't like to yell at old ladies who have had their brains completely destroyed by the YouTube algorithm, but sometimes I feel compelled to.
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Your obsession with the Trump is worse than I thought.

There are places/organizations that can help you with your mental disorder. But it does take time, effort, dedication and patience on your part.
Total global economic meltdown is on the way.
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as long as it has a functioning arsehole putin will be happy
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They did miss a trick though with this doll, only has ass hole. Trumpy is said to have millions of ass holes behind him.

Never wanted to visit the states anyway, Cuba less so.

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Hell I wish I got my exwife without the functioning mouth. Be careful what you ask for
Oh that sound... it's just me stirring the pot
#11 (permalink)      1/31/2020 7:59:54 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Diesel11 wrote:

Hell I wish I got my exwife without the functioning mouth. Be careful what you ask for


I would always chose a woman with a functioning mouth but an off switch would be a useful upgrade.