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#31 (permalink)      4/4/2016 8:34:45 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Screenshot... Or, it didn't happen. ;)



No thanks, still trying to forget :D

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#32 (permalink)      4/4/2016 8:37:02 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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personally, I don't buy it.



LOL, I don't either :)

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#33 (permalink)      4/4/2016 8:37:50 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Have you heard the one about the deaf guy?







































































He hasn't either :)
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#34 (permalink)      4/4/2016 8:38:50 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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A man is walking on the street and steps into a pile of dog shit. Distressed he exclaims: "Oh my god! Why?"
Unearthly voice from above: "Why not?"
#35 (permalink)      4/4/2016 8:43:56 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Don't die a virgin.
Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you.
He's just this guy you know.
#36 (permalink)      4/4/2016 10:43:14 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!
“You see, science has overcome time and space. Well, Harvey has overcome not only time and space, but any objections.” Elwood P. Dowd
#37 (permalink)      4/4/2016 11:31:20 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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What did Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both came on little white crackers.
"Knowing your own darkness is the [my clone is an angry little girl with a period] best method for dealing with the darkness of other people." ~ Jung
#38 (permalink)      4/4/2016 11:44:32 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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How do you call a Donegal man with 20 sheep? A pimp.
“You see, science has overcome time and space. Well, Harvey has overcome not only time and space, but any objections.” Elwood P. Dowd
#39 (permalink)      4/4/2016 11:51:21 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Safe Sex in Australia: paint red Xs on the sheep that kick.
"Knowing your own darkness is the [my clone is an angry little girl with a period] best method for dealing with the darkness of other people." ~ Jung
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How do you know it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house?





























The big hand is touching the little hand.
Joke's on you, this isn't actually a raffle.
#41 (permalink)      4/4/2016 12:25:02 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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My wife is demanding I quit my job. She thinks its cruel that we started testing our products on animals

I guess she has a point

I mean I do work in a hammer factory

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He's just this guy you know.