Lazy, I'm sure you'd learn french very quickly (unless you already speak it!) :) It took me about 2 years =D
Hope you haven't burned hangars?? ;)
I vaguely knew the story of Lucille, for to be sure I looked it up. Funnily, while in english it's said "he named it as a reminder for not to be fool enough to risk his life for a guitar and...",
french goes to the essential immediately: "never to fight over a woman" 😁