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#1 (permalink)      6/13/2016 10:08:07 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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. Major design flaw. Injury warning
I bought this largely because of the built in ball ring which i thought was a marvellous piece of innovation.
So i excitedly tried it out this morning (like dripping pre excitedly). But now i am standing typing this waiting for an ambulance.
You see the attached ball ring is very flexible and the shaft itself is tapered. That is tapered all the way without a flared base to act as a stopper and the flexible ball ring attachment offers no resistance.

This and liberal lubrication resulted in my hungry asshole eating the dildo and pulling my balls up my own ass after it.

As you can imagine this resulted in an immediate and powerful emission of ejaculate but when the convulsions of ecstasy faded im still left here walking with unusually wide gait and speaking a few octaves higher then normal.
He's just this guy you know.
#2 (permalink)      6/13/2016 10:10:50 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Photos please
#3 (permalink)      6/13/2016 11:05:29 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes - Quod erat demonstrandum
#4 (permalink)      6/13/2016 12:22:41 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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My best laugh of the day "resulted in my hungry asshole eating the dildo and pulling my balls up my own ass"

Using "regulation" as poorly disguised prohibition is criminal. Vaping is not smoking, reduces harm and saves lives.
#5 (permalink)      6/13/2016 2:11:26 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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So what are you complaining about? You got off and it was a ball buster.

$18 would do again or not?
I forking hate sigs
#6 (permalink)      6/13/2016 4:21:25 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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whooahhhhh that must have scutched a bit......
#7 (permalink)      6/13/2016 4:34:42 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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IDK weather to make a tiny balls joke or an overly flexible sphincter joke...
Woah, mama!
#8 (permalink)      6/13/2016 10:15:00 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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cancel the ambo and maybe just wait till you have to take a shit. push real hard and your hungry asshole will release it's grip on your dildo and nutsack. i hope you learned to stick with suction cup mounted dildos, harder for your asshole to swallow.
#9 (permalink)      6/14/2016 3:14:55 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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or use a bicycle chain lock to secure it to the bedpost - that way you can haul it back out.
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