It took me ages to find this, but as I have no life I tracked it down.
It was worth the effort.

It goes a little like this -

JoinedSep 2013
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Overall (5.0)
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These are so cute and feel fantastic when frozen and stuffed in yor rectum.
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
FastTech does not approve negative reviews. I'm composing this review to prove they don't even read them before deciding whether or not to publish. I have, of course, given this product 5 stars because FastTech loves 5 star reviews. If I had given it less than 4 stars, this review would await approval until the end of time.